I went to Lounge on Saturday and was not a fan of the decking....being the dirty dirty smoker that i am, i am not a fan of the smoking ban...which is all good chilling out on the terrace but if my bloody heels were gonna get caught in the decking one more time i was gonna stab them in my eyes in protest....its like a bloody cattle grid. And V V embarrasing as you grab onto the nearest bloke whilst you stand on one leg to pull your bloody heel back out.

NOTE TO SELF: must get those £1 flipflops from Primark. Bargin!